I'm sorry: I'm assuming that everybody knows the origins of any phrase I use whether or not they're in the same cultural matrix as me.
"The longest suicide note in history" was used to describe the 1983 Labour Manifesto, a thirty-nine page document which set out perhaps the most radical Labour program since the 1940s. The Labour MP who said it was not part of the wing of the party then in control of the central apparatus. The authors of the manifesto didn't see it as declaring anything other than their good intentions. Much like the Founders in that way.
I too get the impression that the Oath and the Code are deliberately nerfed to provide conflict... But I think that the way the Order is set up means that they cannot reform themselves and a wizardly War Of All Against All is the most likely result.
I find it objectionable and uninteresting. But putting it right offends my sense of probability as things are set up.
I recognise that some Storytellers depict Hermetic law enforcement as working well... But Tribunals are only happening every seven years. The law must be certain (which the Order could manage) and swift (which they can't) to fulfill its function.
And if you can tell me a means by which reform can take place I'd be fascinated to hear it.