Hi. I have been running a campaign of Raiders of the Lost Mart for the past few months. The current quarantine/Covid-19 crisis has effectively ended the campaign so I thought I'd post 24 items of Exostock encountered in our game for inspiration and use by other GMs. The All Mart that the PCs worked at carried all the sorts of things that a Best Buy and a Costco might if said items were what were left over from the stock that those big box stores failed to sell, months after the fact, they also sold boats, and used Saturn cars.
Broken Mirror: Doesn’t reflect the wielder, but lets the wielder see invisible creatures behind them.
Crescent Moon screw driver: The screw driver can adjust minds.
Calva's Chili Dedos: Individually wrapped meat sticks that deals remote significant blast damage equal to a Secrecy roll to anyone that the holder imagines dead. The damage manifests as a burst stomach. Its possible to recharge a Dedo by feeding it to a living human being, which kills them, and has to be dug out of their stomach to be reused.
Dancing Cossack Doll: makes the wielder invisible.
Double E batteries: If you put one Double E battery in your mouth, you become neutrally buoyant for 1-10 minutes effectively weighing nothing.
Elsinore Beer: Has a picture of Saint Elsinore on the Canadian style can. Elsinore Beer heals wounds, and can even bring back the recently deceased. However, they always come back wrong.
Fanal Flashlight: Acts as a beacon to the unnatural entities known as Tenebrae, its light can shine into other dimensions including the astral plane.
Green Grail Soda: bestows the Nose for Magic supernatural identity between 1-100%.
Hotchkiss Revolving Shotgun: When fired, the clockwork internal mechanisms of the Hotchkiss allows the shooter to roll their Struggle as if they had a Use Firearms Attack feature; normally without such a feature untrained shooters can only fire wildly. However whenever the Hotchkiss is fired, the shooter rolls one die which is read as a matched success or failure. Rolling a ten on this die counts as a fumble. The shotgun has five charges*
Infinite Pill Bottle: Apparently an empty brown glass bottle labeled as a prescription of Ephemerol, for one Dirk Allen. The bottle has the power to duplicate any discrete single object that can fit down the bottle's neck, until the duplicates fill the interior of the bottle however doing so makes those in close proximity physically ill. The first item inserted into the bottle uses up its mojo.
Iphwinn Eyeliner: The next illusion or mind affecting magick targeted against someone wearing the eyeliner automatically fails.
Jiffy Shine Vacuum Cleaner: A nuclear powered cleaning automaton that resembles the mechanical offspring of a proton pack and a spider that can suck up both physical debris as well as minor magical charges, bad dreams, astral parasites, and ghosts as well as hardened and failed notches. It is self propelled and can effectively be commanded to clean /attack by whomever turns it on. It has one use/charge which lasts about 1 minute.
Loop Hammer: Mystically bonds the wielder with any predominantly wooden structure that the hammer is used to construct, so that the health of the structure reflects that of the bonded person and the bonded person cannot die as long as the structure still stands.
Mandelbrot Pear: Grants aura sight at between 1-50%
Red Jenny’s Baking Powder: possibly lets you touch intangible entities.
Pickle Seeds: No, not cucumber seeds. A packet of seeds that grow pickles. They also grow at an accelerated rate and spread rapidly to other nearby plots of land.
Plato Flakes Cereal: guarantees that you will eat Plato Flakes 24 hours in the future.
Saturn model Astra L super compact car: can drive into the Astral plane.
Triangular pocket watch: Attunes to its owner so that their heart beats in sync with the watch, stopping the watch puts them into stasis, and setting the time forward can send the owner up to 12 hours into the future but destroys the pocket watch.
Wally Goes to the Moon 2 space hopper: teleports to the moon
Viscous Combustion Fuel: refuels/powers the Saturn Astra L, or any other item of exostock covered by the fuel.
ZOGS potato based snacks: Eating a bag makes the consumer invulnerable to physical harm as long as they have one of the kimchi flavored potato chips in their mouth.
Wise Witch, LLC. Hermetic Brownie Bin: Any organic item stored in the bin is perfectly preserved and people carrying minor or significant charges can store them in the bin as well.
Broken Mirror: Doesn’t reflect the wielder, but lets the wielder see invisible creatures behind them.
Crescent Moon screwdriver: The screwdriver can adjust minds.
Calva's Chili Dedos: Individually wrapped meat sticks that deals remote significant blast damage equal to a Secrecy roll to anyone that the holder imagines dead. The damage manifests as a burst stomach. Its possible to recharge a Dedo by feeding it to a living human being, which kills them, and has to be dug out of their stomach to be reused.
Dancing Cossack Doll: makes the wielder invisible.
Dan Paddington: Clockwork loyal laborer automaton manufactured by the Lintz Corp of Coventry, N.A.U. powered by H.U.G.S. ™
Double E batteries: If you put one Double E battery in your mouth, you become neutrally buoyant for 1-10 minutes effectively weighing nothing.
Elsinore Beer: Has a picture of Saint Elsinore on the Canadian style can. Elsinore Beer heals wounds, and can even bring back the recently deceased. However, they always come back wrong.
Fanal Flashlight: Acts as a beacon to the unnatural entities known as Tenebrae, its light can shine into other dimensions including the astral plane. The flashlight holds a charge for about 10 minutes. It takes one EE battery to power.
Goatsblud Chocolate: Eating a portion of the chocolate bar grants between 5-100% of the Hot Identity, and for 1 hour makes the eater unnaturally sexually compelling to people of compatible sexual orientations and unnatural entities.
Green Grail Soda: bestows the Nose for Magic supernatural identity between 1-100%.
Glowing Purple Fruit: Mildly toxic produce that has a 10% chance to increase a living creatures wound threshold up to 90 for about an hour and a half, and potentially send them into a psychotic rage.
Glowing Yellow Fruit: Mildly toxic produce that has a 10% chance to cause a living creature to birth an exact duplicate by some freakish parthenogenesis.
Honeypot brand Refrigerator: Once per month it can "eat" a human being to convert them into 1d5 tubes of pink glowing slime that count as significant charges.
Hotchkiss 8mm Mk 8 Machine gun: When fired, the clockwork internal mechanisms of the Hotchkiss allows the shooter to roll their Struggle as if they had a Use Firearms Attack feature; normally without such a feature untrained shooters can only shoot bursts of suppressive fire. The 8mm machine gun has a damage maximum of 100. The first time the machine gun is fired, the bullets will burrow through any physical material.
Infinite Pill Bottle: Apparently an empty brown glass bottle labeled as a prescription of Ephemerol, for one Dirk Allen. The bottle has the power to duplicate any discrete single object that can fit down the bottle's neck, until the duplicates fill the interior of the bottle however doing so makes those in close proximity physically ill. The first item inserted into the bottle uses up its mojo.
Iphwinn Eyeliner: The next illusion or mind affecting magick targeted against someone wearing the eyeliner automatically fails.
Janus brand “Shapeshifting” Shampoo: Wash your hair in this stuff, and hold the image of someone else in your mind as you rinse it off. (It has to be a real person, although they don’t have to be alive). Until you wash your hair again, you’re cloaked in a glamour that makes people mistake you for the person you imagined. It’s not a very strong illusion — if you give any reason for someone to look closely at you, or even take a second glance, then the spell is broken for that person but not for other observers. The potency of the illusion is directly proportional to the amount of hair washed, so you’re out of luck if you’re bald. The shampoo doesn’t fool cameras, or even reflections.
John, Paul, George, and Yoko quartet vinyl record “The Yellow Album,” pressed in 2001 in Binding in the Marsh, UK: Imprints the listeners with a new Phonomancer identity with a value between 3-30% and renders the listeners obsessed with the new adept identity.
Jiffy Shine Vacuum Cleaner: A nuclear powered cleaning automaton that resembles the mechanical offspring of a proton pack and a spider that can suck up both physical debris as well as minor magical charges, bad dreams, astral parasites, and ghosts as well as hardened and failed notches. It is self propelled and can effectively be commanded to clean /attack by whomever turns it on. It has one use/charge which lasts about 1 minute.
Loop Hammer: Mystically bonds the wielder with any predominantly wooden structure that the hammer is used to construct, so that the health of the structure reflects that of the bonded person and the bonded person cannot die as long as the structure still stands.
Listening Sheers: While holding the sheers, you can hear the thoughts of plants.
Mandelbrot Pear: Grants aura sight at between 1-50%
Red Jenny’s Baking Powder: possibly lets you touch intangible entities.
Pickle Seeds: No, not cucumber seeds. A packet of seeds that grow pickles. They also grow at an accelerated rate and spread rapidly to other nearby plots of land.
Plato Flakes Cereal: guarantees that you will eat Plato Flakes 24 hours in the future.
Saturn model Astra L super compact car: can drive into the Astral plane.
Triangular pocket watch: Attunes to its owner so that their heart beats in sync with the watch, stopping the watch puts them into stasis, and setting the time forward can send the owner up to 12 hours into the future but destroys the pocket watch.
Wally Goes to the Moon 2 space hopper: teleports to the moon
Viscous Combustion Fuel: refuels/powers the Saturn Astra L, or any other item of exostock covered by the fuel.
ZOGS potato based snacks: Eating a bag makes the consumer invulnerable to physical harm as long as they have one of the kimchi flavored potato chips in their mouth.
Wise Witch, LLC. Hermetic Brownie Bin: Any organic item stored in the bin is perfectly preserved and people carrying minor or significant charges can store them in the bin as well.
Wonder Toast: Increases the strength and endurance of anyone that consumes a slice of this electrically charged confection.