Glad you came to your senses. Because all it takes to triumph against this mega multi-magus equivcationated Tytalus is one Roberto of Flambeau
Roberto beat the sun in a staring contest.
Roberto can kill your imaginary friends.
Roberto counted to infinity. Twice.
Once, a viper bit Roberto in the leg. After three days of horrible pain, the viper died.
Roberto can sail a ship over a hurricane.
Roberto can drown a fish.
Roberto can pick an orange from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you ever tasted.
Roberto can punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Reculed Seneca took the name Flambeau so he could be more like Roberto.
Bonisagus formed the Order of Hermes so that Roberto would teach him how to cast spells.
Roberto bleeds fire and eats razor blades. Unless he wants to show off.
Roberto can punch you in the back of your face.
One time while shadowboxing, he knocked his shadow out cold. His shadow is now afraid to come near him.
Roberto doesn't lie, he changes the facts of reality.
When Roberto's back is up against the wall, the wall retreats.
Roberto doesn't cheat death, he wins fair and square.
Roberto can torch you so severely that your flames will catch fire.
The only time Roberto was ever wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.
Roberto doesn't need to read books, he can stare them down until they give him the information he wants
Roberto once multicast Pilium of Fire, killed twelve people, then finished casting the spell.
Roberto has a bear rug in his sanctum. The bear isnt dead, it is just afraid to move.
Roberto can protect his own Parma Magica.
Roberto doesn't resist magic, it avoids him.
Genies ask Robero for Wishes.
Roberto built Rome. In a day.
Roberto is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
The Pope goes to Roberto for confession.
Orion admired Roberto's belt.
When Roberto wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Roberto can sneeze with his eye's open.
Roberto can kill two stones with one bird.
When Roberto cuts onions, the onions cry.