Thunder Squirrel - Available Now!

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Charmingly formed of durable wrought iron, the Thunder Squirrel stands 8 inches high, clenching a perfect rock crystal hazelnut.

Merely leave outside, and during the first storm the Thunder Squirrel will disappear in a lightening bolt. Soon, glowing red with heat - as red as our native squirrels! - the Thunder Squirrel will re-appear on the site of a natural lightening strike anywhere within 50 miles. Moving up to 12 times with every storm, the Thunder Squirrel will record the astrologically-fixed location of each strike, as well as the sights, sounds, and smells. The Thunder Squirrel seeks magic, so anywhere it pokes its nose likely to be interesting!

Gather the Thunder Squirrel's "nuts of information" (R) yourself any time within the month, merely by touching the crystal hazelnut and concentrating. The Thunder Squirrel's magic makes it easy!

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Send inquires and offers to Argestes, follower of Criamon, of Trelleborg Kobbar. Please allow at least 2 years for enchantment and shipping.

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:full_moon::full_moon::full_moon::last_quarter_moon::new_moon: - Satisfied Customer

Service: Prompt, minimal haggling, item was delivered in an attractive-smelling box which I intend to reuse.
Function: Exactly as described in the pamphlet. Have learned the location of a nearby pond of talking fish. Nuts gathered contained a great deal of the fish's gossip, much of which scandalized my apprentice. Second use dropped the item directly onto a nearby church's new roof, which caught fire due to the heat of the device. Bishop has threatened to have me excommunicated and says he "really means it this time." Will have to bribe the Archbishop. Would recommend to mages living near non-flammable clergy.

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